I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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