he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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