My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am one with the molecules
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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