Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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