So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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