Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
organizing the empties. That sober.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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