If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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