That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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