I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
is it fun? or sober?
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