He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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