No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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