Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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