She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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