Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
