another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The Olympian is in my bed
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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