how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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