i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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