Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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