chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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