I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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