Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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