The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think my vagina is haunted
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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