The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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