Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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