who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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