i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
