Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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