dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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