Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
