Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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