we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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