Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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