Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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