Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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