My room smells like vodka and shame
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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