And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think we might need a safe word for this...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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