My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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