i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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