My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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