Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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