David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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