Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
