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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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