i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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