Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
my poor anus
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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