the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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