Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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