i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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