was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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