This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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