Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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