Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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